"... Who are all of you people?"

	Shenrezade Shenrezade(who prefers to be known as "Shen") is a newcomer to Fanfiction.net. He's just your average author who's trying to survive the rampant insanity of a fanfiction site, as well as his pyromaniacal muse, Gobano the imp.
	Zage Zage is the second author Shen meets. She's a goth and a vampire. That's bad, kiddies. Zage carries an exhorbatent amout of guns, with which to "blow shit up," as I believe the phrase goes. She's cranky and quite trigger happy, which is a very bad combination. Ph33r.
	Piper Piper is one of the two girls that has Shen's interest. Like Zage, she's also a vampire, but unlike Zage, her temperment's much sweeter. Until Shen's attention turns to Andy, that is. In that instance, Everybody should run like hell.
	Ender the loony with the Vash the Stampede hairdo and staple guns of doom, Ender derives his name from Ender Wiggin. Nobody knows why though, since Ender'll never match Ender's caliber. Poor Ender. Ender would crush him like a flea.
	Andy The second woman who hold's Shen's interests, Andy's almost as loony as Ender. But with good reason. Sugar, and lots of it. Why else would she use rubber bands as weapons and name her nekkid muse the spanish equivalent of "hairy"? She's still hot, though.
	Takui Takui is the first author Shen meets. She's a half-demon, and pure evil, at that. Well, 70% percent evil, actually. The other 30% is fangirl. She has a harem of bishies she's collected from games and anime. ...What? This does take place in a fanfiction site, after all...
	Kurai Kurai is Takui's sister. She's just as evil, and much more violent. She enjoys a good mauling now and then, and also has a harem of bishies. And Takui, if you're reading this, you'll note that I put some red stuff on Kurai, but not a lot, because it's too time consuming. Live with it.

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