Ah yes. Welcome to the section of the site where Zage lays out some of the things that go through her mind every now and then. And frankly, having read through them, I'm very glad I'm never on her mind...

So, now that the introductions are all finished, let's move on to...

ZAGE'S RANTS!!!!

All right, I must remember NEVER play FF7, read FF7 fanfics, write FF7 fanfics, look at FF7 fanart, or talk to Ender right before I go to bed. The reason is because I had the most crazy ass dream about a month ago.

Okay, Ender got transformed into Cait Sith because Yuffie used some weird materia on him and Rufus and the Turks were trying to kill Squall, Cloud, and this guy i know named Marc. you remember in the beginning of the game how you have to go recuse Aeris and you have a choice between taking the staircase and busting in? well, in this dream Cloud had Squall and Marc in his party and they were taking the staircase.
Well, it was a really nice staircase, first of all. like one you would find in a really nice mansion. not the crappy staircase the made in the game. but the three are walking up the staircase and then Rufus, the Turks, and Ender (how the hell did he get a gun?! he's Cait Sith!!) shoot them dead. and then the dream ended with me giving everyone cookies and Ender turning back into himself.

aye yai yai...that was so weird...

Zage

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